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Phan-tasm n. - Something that exists only in a person's mind. 1. a product of fantasy 2. a mental representation of a real object.

A tall old guy, killer silver balls, monstrous midgets, a finger creature, a mutant fly, a badass musician/ice cream man, a guitar-playing duty shirking brother, a blind fortune teller with a buzzing box, and a deadly tuning fork all culminate to wreck the life of a meddling teenager.